Shit me in the ass

1. An expression usually yelled at something bad or unexpected.

1. You really think the new Doom game is better than the original? Shit me in the ass!

by Kelodur February 12, 2020

ass talk

Ass talk is when two men flatulate when the other one stops flatulating, making it sound like a conversation.

My friends had way to much ass talk in the public bathroom

by ilikekamenrider March 14, 2024

Punk ass errand boy

A movie character who sells their soul for something like a shot at the big time, as opposed to just for money.

Mugatu was a movie character who became a punk ass errand boy.

by Solid Mantis August 09, 2019

National slap juba's ass day

29 september is the day when you can slap juba's ass without consequence.

Me: juba let me slap that thicc ass, its national slap juba's ass day!
Juba: Come here daddy!!!
Me: *slap*

by juba's ass lover September 28, 2022

Duck Ass Jit

A mf who acts dumber than a duck and has the likeness off a jit.

“ugly ahh boy you a duck ass jit”
jit replies “head ahh”

by visiblysnack November 28, 2023

chicken ass

Afraid to fuck.

Though she was nude and ready to bone, Erik wouldn't fuck his high school girlfriend. She even tried to goad him into it by calling him a chicken ass. To no avail, he lacked the courage to root.

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 08, 2019

Uneven Ass

A condition when you sit in the back of a full car and the seats lift one cheek higher than the other creating discomfort.

Guys! I fucking have Uneven Ass can we switch seats?

by Professional3rdWheeler April 04, 2022