Dicking

The act of hitting things with your dick.

I dicked the coffee table yesterday.

I am dicking the microwave currently, I can go out for lunch later when I'm not busy.

by Ich möchte sterben February 27, 2020

Tricky Dick Douche

When a woman has her period and her man won’t fuck her but she knows she’s on her last day and just needs cleaned out. So she lies to him and gets cleaned out out by a solid pumping and some jizz.

Needed to clean my bloody lady pipes so I lied to Matt so he would fuck me, I got that tricky dick douche.

by AppleAss69 March 13, 2023

Stroke dick month

This takes place during December where any girl can put there hands down there and stroke for 5-10 seconds any longer and they HAVE to kiss you

During stroke dick month I stroked his dick for too long and I had to kiss him

by Hshshshehwh November 8, 2020

Poseidon’s Dick

When you are pooping and it’s so long that when you pinch it off it slides down the back side of your ball sack.

Jesus dude I took such a big shit I got touched by Poseidon’s Dick!

by Gnaja April 1, 2025

Dick Move

An event similar to a plot twist in the Chicago One franchise directed by Dick Wolf, hence the name.

- Mike breaking up with Jannice was a total dick move.

- Yeah, it was awful, and nobody saw it coming :c

by One Joy, Enjoy! Podcast September 20, 2021

Twiddley dick

A penis that is likely to snap during intermate moments

It was at a crucial moment during sex that James herd a snap from his twiddley dick

by Absolute belta October 10, 2016

willow dick

When your dick comes into contact with a stank pussy and immediately goes limp and sad like a willow tree.

I hope I don't get willow dick again.

by Shellsnell May 3, 2018