Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow
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Eric: I’m heading out
Susie: But it’s thanksgiving, you can’t go
Eric: Oh, that reminds me, today is Sit on a face day
Susie: what does that mean?
Eric: it means sit on my face, now.
Susie: Okay, I guess I have to
Susie: But it’s thanksgiving, you can’t go
Eric: Oh, that reminds me, today is Sit on a face day
Susie: what does that mean?
Eric: it means sit on my face, now.
Susie: Okay, I guess I have to
by A.Kur November 23, 2023
Get the Sit on a face day mug.Ava(who is an Asian) will always say she is not, but she definitely is. She can also be described as a baby giraffe, Mike Wizoski, bull frog, and the aliens from toy story. She is also shaped like a pentagon. The sad thing about Ava the wasian is that she often gets ghosted.(mostly by green giants) In here name wasian day is November 16!
Girl 1: Did you see that new Asian girl.
Guy 1: Yeah her names Ava and she be a wasisn bro!
Guy 2: Bro Ava the Wasian/Wasian Day
Guy 1: Yeah her names Ava and she be a wasisn bro!
Guy 2: Bro Ava the Wasian/Wasian Day
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by Cristine Howard December 3, 2019
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1. To isolate oneself from a select group, which can encompass- a: unfavorable coworkers, b: circles of friends, c: society as a whole, d: anyone or anything that may cause dischord on that day.
2. To keep peace of mind.
Things such as taking a day off to relax at home or cutting off certain forms of communication to get things done away from people fall under great ways to spend a peace day.
1. To isolate oneself from a select group, which can encompass- a: unfavorable coworkers, b: circles of friends, c: society as a whole, d: anyone or anything that may cause dischord on that day.
2. To keep peace of mind.
Things such as taking a day off to relax at home or cutting off certain forms of communication to get things done away from people fall under great ways to spend a peace day.
"Where the hell is Jake? He's not answering his phone, and I have to tell him how pissed I am at Gene..."
"Dude, shut up. He's taking a peace day."
"Dude, shut up. He's taking a peace day."
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Get the day jamming mug.Today is the day that Unus Annus died and today we wear Black and White to remember them Momento Mori is rember death in latin and Unus Annus is one year in latin
Person 1: Unus
Person 2: Annus
Person 1: Momento
Person 2: Mori
Person 1: Unus Annus
Person 2: Momento Mori
Person 1: it's National Unus Annus Day
Person 2: Annus
Person 1: Momento
Person 2: Mori
Person 1: Unus Annus
Person 2: Momento Mori
Person 1: it's National Unus Annus Day
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