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Long Distance Dick Punch

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The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
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Dick

Unfortunately your name Is... well a penis. Dick is a different name for Robert or I think Mark?
I'm confused? Well let's move on. You can use use a penis for seggsy time or to urinate.
by THEBIGMAMA July 31, 2021
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suck my dick day

suck my dick day is the day where you have to suck my “dick”
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Porch dick

Me slopping my fat cock all over the porch.
"Bro your porch dick keeps slopping everywhere"
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Dick

I went to the school yesterday to pick up Dick. He’s my son, you pervs.
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Dick

I went to the school yesterday to pick up Dick. He’s my son, you pervs.
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Dick ride day

Jake:Stop dick riding bro.

Aiden: it's August 4th dick ride day look it up
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