turtle

a fat boy named semaj

semaj you look like a fucking turtle

by big daddy k_15 May 15, 2019

Turtle owner

a real simp, The biggest simp of all simps. He simps more than any other simp and is the greatest simp of all time.

Turtle owner is a real simp

by turtle owner December 14, 2019

Tootally Turtle

originated form totally turtle.

Frank: That turtle was awesome.
Janice: Tootally Turtle!
Frank: Tootally!

by jesus28 January 3, 2007

rapid snapping turtle syndrome

a term given to the rapid chattering of a persons jaw when high on MDMA

"looks like that lads got rapid snapping turtle syndrome snapper"

by bruce springsteeeeen December 23, 2007

Turtle head

An insulting term for a male who has not been circumsized. See also Pig in a blanket

Say bro, thats a fashoinable turtle head.

by Club 333 February 24, 2005

brown turtle

gay sex a.k.a. butt sex

Dude, bob and chris brown turtled all nite.

by dani January 15, 2005

turtle beach

A woman's crotch, usually the region above the vagina where pubic hair grows.

Your mum was totally flashing her turtle beach last night

by urufufu April 20, 2011