Top notch pussy

1.Really good vagina
2. Uncommonly fantastic vagina both in taste and comfort
3. The kind of vagina i want in my life.
It turns out about three strokes in I realized she had top notch pussy
by Adding Skills May 16, 2018
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Chocolate Top Saucer

A sex position in which two men who have diarrhea intentionally defecate on a woman's chest and use their buttocks to move the feces back and fourth.
by Jurek_11 September 29, 2010
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english muffin top

A far more severe muffin top where several folds of fat spills over a women's pants creating various nooks and crannies.
There is enough butter in that girls English muffin top.
by ilackabettername August 04, 2012
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top from the bottom

Basically, it is a description of sexual nature that could involve any number of acts: when a dominant person takes a submissive role but still remains in charge while the actual submissive person takes a dominant role but still takes orders.
A dominatrix is said to "top from the bottom" when she lets her submissive tie her up and perform oral sex on her, but all the while she is telling him how she likes to be licked and he does it how she says to.
by MeDuViNoXiDe January 04, 2010
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#1 on top eight

The number 1 person of a "top 8" on a persons myspace site. myspace allows a standard of 8 people from a persons friends list to be displayed on their page.
(pathetic people conversation)
person 1 "omg, i just checked ur myspace. i need to be #1 on top eight!"
person 2 "i'll put u on my top 8 if u put me on yours!"
by DirtPrincess May 17, 2006
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Topping up the myki

Doing a poo.

Origin: mix of Australian and Nordic.
“Have you seen Gabs

“Yeah he’s just topping up the myki, so I wouldn’t be going in there for a while”
by JaxCrackers May 14, 2018
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Tijuana Top Off

Place person face down, ass up. Insert Franks Red Hot (All Rights Reserved), NASCAR Style into cornhole. Empty Franks Red Hot, while making glug, glug, glug sound.
Lisa was angry with Sean, so she broke his arms and legs and finished him off with the Tijuana Top Off, as he squealed with delight.
by Micjesus1 April 09, 2015
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