The Public Toilet

The Public Toilet.

When you perform Anal sex on a women and ejaculated , you leave your cock in her bum and take a piss at the same time you take a shit then put it inside her pussy , making her a human urinal .

The public toilet - I used her like a public toilet , she was full of piss , shit and spunk .

by The Public Toilet November 20, 2018

Toilet head

The title given to the coolest mother f***** you will ever meet in your life that you will model your children after

That guy is such a toilet head

by Th420 May 31, 2022

litty titty toilet

an expression of how good or thurl a person, place, or thing is

“Mom my dentist hurt my mouth”
“So the dentist wasnt litty titty toilet?”

by jess.leeannn June 18, 2024

Skibidi Toilet

A cartoon/animation/YTP by DaFuq!?Boom! about toilets with human heads singing a mashup of "Dom Dom Yes Yes" and "Give it to me". Humans with camera heads fight them. The show is pure YTP and is not to be taken seriously.

Tod: Skibidi toilet is the best show
Bob: KYS

by EnchantedDonutStudioz November 20, 2023

toilet math

Flushing the toilet while you sit on it because you sink. Commonly used as a joke, being told to add and subtract while in the toilet taking a dump.

Hey Steve... do your toilet math.

Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?

Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.

by Nightshade00013 November 6, 2021

toilet paper

in this corona pandemic, it is nowhere to be seen

WHERE IS ALL THE TOILET PAPER!?!?!?

"because when you get coronavirus, you suddenly crave toilet paper"

by opeaii March 22, 2020

Skibidi Toilet

"Skibidi toilet"refers to a popular series of surrealist, short videos on YouTube that features an army of human-headed toilets fighting a war against another army of camera-headed men, according to Forbes and The Columbus Dispatch. The phrase is often used as slang, sometimes to indicate something bad or trashy, or as a term of approval.

"Dude that's so skibidi toilet!"

by sillypersonn May 6, 2025