Devil's Alibi

To have or provide an alibi so airtight it would remove all doubt and vindicate even the devil.

See also Devil's Advocate , Devil's Plea

Tom: Hey Joe! Did you steal my stereo?

Joe: No way dude. It wasnt me.
Tom: How can I believe you after you stole all my porno's?
Joe: How about the fact we are currently standing in an airport next to a plane I just unboarded which came from Canada where I have spent the last 3 years? Is that a Devil's Alibi enough for you?
Tom: Hmm....yeah I guess so...
Joe: Oh and also I have the new HDDVDHDFDHD 9001 Nexus iOne at home you can come look for yourself
Tom: Yeah yeah I get it.

by notyourfiend August 15, 2019

Devil

Personally a very fun person to be influenced by but also can cause great harm at current moment. Good lesson teacher. Teaches you examples of how to do things right if you are evil in a way. Will cause you bad after life’s if not gotten under control after first time basically could get out of control if under the devils influence.

The devil is my best friend. I don’t believe in god no more. Just kidding.

by Heaven Lii October 1, 2021

Devil's Dominoes

when women in community all start menstruating at the same time

I heard Melissa, Nicole, and Kate are playing the Devil's Dominoes this week.

by MelMort1029 May 19, 2023

Devil's harmonica

The act of fellatio, performed by two mouths on the same penis.

The best head I ever got was from Carrie and Blair. Those two were playing the Devil's harmonica!

by LockguyDFW November 23, 2020

Sucking a devil

When a woman sucks a big penis and damages her mouth

Annabel: I'm sucking a devil right now
Lucy: I wish I am too

by Sleep well tonight;) March 27, 2017

the devil quotes scripture

Hypocrisy, judging someone based on something they've done when you did something even worse

Guy 1- Dude I need to tell you something..

Guy 2- Aye mate?

Guy 1- I slept with your girl

Guy 2 - *Random shit about the bro code, leaves angrily*

Guy 3- Didnt he sleep with yo sister?

Guy 1- The devil quotes scripture

by Sextasy April 12, 2015

devils disease

when you haven’t had a lover in so long, you become very horny and thirsty

“yo I think Katie has devils disease she was all over Liam”
“I’m not surprised she’s been single for ages”

by Coolgal12345 February 22, 2021