v-jaz

Where one particularly sour individual stores his copious amounts of beach sand. Short for v-jay-jay, vagina.

When speaking to a particularly irritated or uncooperative co-worker/friend/etc. : "Maybe remove the sand from your v-jaz, and we can get this show on the road." aka "Stop being an immature douche-fuck, lets move on".

by Sandfree January 4, 2014

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V-Neck Wednesday

When faggots wear v-necks to school or work on Wednesday.

Hey, Chad! You ready for V-Neck Wednesday?

Shut the fuck up Brad! Do I look like a faggot?

by billgatin November 14, 2010

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King Tom V

A person who likes to type all his words in brackets.

King Tom V: Hello There.

by Jesusmagic December 22, 2008

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padmanabaha c v s

Padmanabaha C V S is a person who is a good leader, an awesome friend and a superb bro.
He is always on the lookout for a girlfriend, but he is consistent in not finding one.

Padmanabaha C V S is the G S of MMC

by It's still me June 14, 2018

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Ian V

Ian V is the one and only descendant from the Russian lord tachanka. Ian V is a sex god getting all the ladies and guys. If you have fucked an Ian V you are the luckiest person alive as he only goes into those who are worthy of his mass destruction. Ian V also has the ultimate power to unleash a girls fluids, when he does this power all girls withing a 10KM radius let out a Niagra Falls worth of body fluids.

Girl 1: "I fucked an Ian V!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god, you lucky girl how did it feel."
Girl 1: "He destroyed my insides 😍"

by iouwadkhiawugeyhjkhwaiuegjhwa October 27, 2020

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