When a male hasn't had sex for a substantial period of time, he might warn his partner that his wilbur (his penis) is a little rusty (out of practice).
by Ulare4 October 07, 2022
The condition of making sweet love to a woman who is on her period. When you finish, lovingly drape your cock on her shoulder, allowing her to bask in the sing of the Rusty Parrot.
Yeah dude, she definitely got some Captain in her, she rocked that Rusty Parrot like she was piloting the Black Pearl.
by Enderwaves April 14, 2015
After the Buffet concert, Tammy and I went back to the motel where we took turns giving the rusty parrot.
by LobsterSausage May 22, 2018
by Rhambo March 16, 2012
by Lil Grindr March 08, 2018
When you hold a dildo in your mouth and place the end in a man's ass pushing it in and out. While he jacks in sync with the dildo penetration so it looks like the dildo is going straight through him with his jerk off motion.
Man I got Tim off so hard last night. We did the double d for an interesting session of the old Rusty skewer.
by Dank devil dick September 13, 2017
Much like the Trombone or Trumpet, the partner eating out the asshole, simultaneously uses two anal bead sets to play on the other partner's rib cage, with a drumming motion.
"Carl was really enthusiastic when I told him I wanted a Rusty Xylophone. My ribs were bruised for a week. It was awesome!
by TheRatFinkLeroy August 23, 2017