rusty wilbur

When a male hasn't had sex for a substantial period of time, he might warn his partner that his wilbur (his penis) is a little rusty (out of practice).
Just to warn you, I've got a Rusty Wilbur.
by Ulare4 October 07, 2022
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Rusty Pig

The embodiment of playing electronica at 4:30 in the morning after a night of drunken drag debauchery.
"Man, last night I had my radio show after seeing Rocky Horror. It was such a rusty pig."
by fierysexbuckets2010 April 10, 2010
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Rusty Yak

Similar to a rusty trombone except one, both or all of the participants vomit which is then eaten by the other participants and used as lubricant for more rusty tromboning
Randy: Dude did you go home with that elderly couple last night?

Chet: Yeah, I went back to their house, things got pretty heavy we ended up finishing the night with a round of Rusty Yaks.

Or

Randy: dude you and Sarah were pretty loud last night in your tent.
Chet: yeah, Sarah was giving me a rusty trombone but on day 5 of camping things were pretty rank back there and she yakked, so we made the best of a bad sitch and turned in into a Rusty Yak.
by Leroy Goodboy September 11, 2020
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Rusty muffler

When you’re doing anal and the person receiving lets out a big fart around your dick
I was banging this chick in the ass last night and she had bad gas. Gave her the ole rusty muffler
by Bodacioustatas69 January 21, 2022
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rusty mary

John gave cindy a Rusty Mary last night
by supermonkeybloke October 28, 2014
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Rusty Rail

The act which normally partakes in the process of having sexual intercourse with a woman on top where she leaves a trail of feces on her partner's stomach.
She was really good in the sack but left me a Rusty Rail.
by Wr3nch82 July 01, 2019
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rusty grandpa

when an older gentleman has sex but his spray on tan rubs off on the bed sheets
watch out for randy, I hear he's a real rusty grandpa
by Chillingallday November 29, 2020
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