looks-max

Mewing to be Goated. Have expert gyatt skills.

He looks-maxs to w-rizz livvy dunne

by Looks-Maxer February 21, 2024

Max Di Tomato

Max Di Tomato is an living tomato with face, arms and legs. It is also called SCP 9869 and if a person sees it, they will be cursed forever.

She never noticed Max Di Tomato was in her bag with the other tomatoes.

by Max Di Tomato/ SCP 9869 May 17, 2022

Max

A bish that makes a splash when taking a dookie.

That coffee made me need to take huge Max

by anonymous December 25, 2021

Max's Law

the theory that if any cord leading from ones phone can be caught on an obstacle and become dislodged from the compartment of the device, it fucking shall.

"Fuck the doorknob pulled my damn earphones out! God Damn Max's Law!"

by Ah Nu Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke March 15, 2017

Max

A man with a small penis that chafes himself every night.

Man that guys is a max!

by Ethan and hunter June 14, 2018

Max

he has 99999999999999 apples

not with the apples again Max

by nft stealer December 7, 2021

Max moment

when someone does something air headed or is mentally unwell

“ruby always has to call me to open the door when she comes to my house. its likes shes scare of doors”
“that’s such a max moment”

by groupchatname October 10, 2023