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Devil's Alibi

To have or provide an alibi so airtight it would remove all doubt and vindicate even the devil.

See also Devil's Advocate , Devil's Plea
Tom: Hey Joe! Did you steal my stereo?

Joe: No way dude. It wasnt me.
Tom: How can I believe you after you stole all my porno's?
Joe: How about the fact we are currently standing in an airport next to a plane I just unboarded which came from Canada where I have spent the last 3 years? Is that a Devil's Alibi enough for you?
Tom: Hmm....yeah I guess so...
Joe: Oh and also I have the new HDDVDHDFDHD 9001 Nexus iOne at home you can come look for yourself
Tom: Yeah yeah I get it.
by notyourfiend August 15, 2019
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Devil’s Hot Pocket

The act of shitting into another’s asshole and leaving it inside on their rectum.
Person 1: How did last night go with Stacy?
Person 2: She was nasty. She made me do the Devil’s Hot Pocket
by Jim Pickins July 11, 2021
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devil-worship

Immoral and\or amoral behavior, however one chooses to define the terms 'behavior', 'immoral', and 'amoral'
the fact that an fwb or an fbltr relationship is devil-worship to some is irrelevant; each individual should decide for themselves whether or not that type of relationship is right for them.
by Sexydimma October 17, 2014
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Devils Trip

The worst trip you have ever gone on, where everything seemed to go wrong.
Yeah we went to the beach, it was a devils trip”
by whalers_on_the_moon January 19, 2021
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devil's baking soda

He's been snorting that devil's baking soda.
by Esalad420 September 21, 2020
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devil-worship

son: is using rats in medical research in clinical and lab settings considered devil-worship?

father: to the people who are passionately obsessed with animal rights, yes; to most of the civilian population and to the Unforgivables no. the Unforgivables don't care because they are there to protect business and private property, and medical research facilities are operated, maybe even owned by big pharmaceutical companies like Pfizer. The civilian population doesn't seem to care because medical research has done more good than evil. If you want to know more, go take a medical ethics course at McGill University in Montreal, Canada.
by Sexydimma April 11, 2013
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