bruised banana

when a male is masterbating and he went to hard at jacking off so he has a bruised penis

dude I got a bruised banana from jacking off last night

by Sam the man with ham February 04, 2017

Banana Dave

When the male partner is asked to peel a banana, gently insert it into the vagina and proceed to eat it down

Yo what you do last night?

I gave my girl a Banana Dave.

True did it taste good?

It was okay...

by crazy ass muhfucka December 17, 2010

Banana Cum

If you touch mushed up bananas you can get pregnant..
BEWARE!!! My friend touch it and shes 4 months pregnant

My mom also touched it and she has aids

Banana cum makes me preggers

by Bananaladies December 05, 2018

Banana Milk

it is something that comes out of you when your uncle rubs your penis.

alan uncle, what you doing?
don't worry boy, just taking the banana milk out of you.

by abhhiiiiiiiii September 27, 2022

Banana Ben

Take a shit inside your mouth and suck on your dick at the same time. After about 5 minutes you will be able to bleed out of your anus without trying.

Why don't I give you a banana BEN! omgf liek kthxpls. liek pwnt!!1 wholyyy sheit niggg thx j00. kthxbye

by NIG SHIT January 11, 2005

banana hammock

*not for sleeping in*

a male garment used to hold the "hardboys"

Crap, this banana hammock is riding up my ass.

by matty matt matt February 13, 2006

banana split

When you fucking a girl on her period, make a bloody mess, pull out, start titty fuckiner her, cum in her face, and then shit on here stomach creating a banana split.

It took me a couple seconds to shit on her but I made my banana split.

by Jimbostank April 25, 2006