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brake donkey power

BDP - Brake Donkey Power. As opposed to BHP, Brake Horsepower. Unit of measure the power output of slow vehicles' engines at the crank (i.e. does not include loss in power through gearbox, sprockets etc en route to drive wheel(s)). Slang.
1. My Lada puts out 15 donkeys man, it's an animal!

2. Your Harley has brake donkey power, not horsepower!
by Arto Del Dopeo November 15, 2009
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harness my power

When a member of the opposite sex inserts a finger in your asshole in order to insure that you perform at your peak. (Typically done before a big athletic event)
Hey man, I heard you have a big race coming up this weekend.

Yeah, I've got to get my girlfriend to harness my power so we can beat those retards from Williams.
by Butter Deez Nuts March 5, 2008
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I can the power

An internet meme that originated from Funnyjunk.com. It's a fuck-up of the sentence 'I can feel the power'. It's used when someone, for some reason, is experiencing a rise in energy levels, such as when they're FIRING THAR LAZ0R, or have just done something cool or amazing.
Guy 1- "Dude, you just jumped that bridge in one leap! You must be an hero!"

Guy 2- "I CAN THE POWER!!!!11one!1"
by Eddoblah August 16, 2010
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Aerosol-powered cheese

Also known as "easy cheese" Revers to cheese that can be sprayed out of a can onto a cracker or other party food
"You can never have too much Aerosol-powered cheese!"
by "Incubex" June 27, 2005
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Idaho Diesel Power

A place of good ole' jokes and good times. A great community forum where any diesel gear head can get great ideas, thoughts, and tips on how to make your diesel from mild to WILD. IDP shows a great friendly feeling that makes everyone welcome to learn, gain, and experience. Also puts out some of the most badass diesel trucks in the western states!!
by 208FORLIFE! October 14, 2009
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power suit

A very large and near impregnible suit of aurmor worn by space marines (warhammer 40k universe). This suit has a thermo nuclear power pack whitch gives it its name, Power Suit. more simply its like a midevil suit of armour but it has hydrolic and phumatic joints, nero interface, built in Vox communicator, ect. Also this suit is made of a imaginary super metal called Adimantium whitch is like a super titanium/iron substance.
....and to complete the marine he was granted the awsome power suit to wear into battle.
by Makay Murray January 14, 2006
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Ultimate Power Bizzle

The act of 2 Caucasian males taking home a girl and 1 male treating her to rough sex whilst the other male watches and masturbates whilst playing FIFA 2010 simultaneously. After both males have ejaculated (adds to the drama if this can be at the same time but doesn’t have to be) they each wipe a dollop of semen on the girls forehead (it is advised the male treating the girl to rough sex pull out and blow on the girls stomach for ease of grasping a dollop). Once this process is complete both males will start acting like they are in a Snoop Dogg film clip.
Man last night was awesome, John and I picked up this pissed slapper at the Reepham took her home and I gave her the roughest sex ever. Smacked her head into the surround sound system and stuck zooper doopers up her arse. The whole time John was watching whilst tugging his wood and playing FIFA 2010 (Barcelona Vs Real Madrid on expert). We eventually ejaculated at the same time and both placed dollops of spunk on her forehead. Straight after this we put on the up in smoke tour and rapped along whilst smoking blunts and drinking 40’s (sidenote, they were actually VB longnecks). It was an Ultimate Power Bizzle.
by Dolloper February 24, 2010
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