Hawaiian hot pocket

The beautiful act of sliding pineapple slices down the crack of another man's buttocks, whilst eating a can of raw spam, trading it between the sweetened anus and your mouth multiple times. Once the spam is completely consumed, both lovers cram the tainted pineapple slices into the opposite partner's mouth. Open a secondary can of spam, and insert via a condom into the partners anal cavity, and afterwards taking a long nude walk along the beach. The spam must remain inside the entire time to incubate, until you are ready to eject it (be sure that any spam that trickles out of the condom be placed back inside).

I'm aching for a luau, so why not perform a "Hawaiian hot pocket" with me?

by Sanguine7 June 22, 2016

Oklahoma Hot Pocket

When a man creates a seal between his asshole and a woman's vagina. He then shits into the woman's vagina. Once the vagina is filled with shit he proceeds to fuck it until he makes a creampie. Thus you get a nice fluffy hot pocket.

Alternatively a turkey baster filled with shit may be used if you can't create a proper seal.

She gave me a winky face text so I went over there and gave her an Oklahoma Hot Pocket.

by Laserous65 May 16, 2016

Cincinnati side-pocket

When a person inserts their penis into the colostomy hole of a person with a colostomy bag, while simultaneously drinking the contents of the bag.

Henry always had a penchant for the old Cincinnati side-pocket, but lately it was getting harder and harder to find willing partners, ever since the old folk's home burned down.

by rectacular April 3, 2008

virginia hot pocket

The act of shitting in someones vagina and then bang the vagina.

Carly let me do a virgina hot pocket on her.

I tried a virginia hot pocket but my shit was to watery.

by Teacher0209 January 9, 2014

Armenian pick pocket

The act of covertly masturbating in a public area by sliding your hand in your pocket and stroking the penis.

*This is a widespread phenomenon that is most notably used in the Glendale area.

Levon relieved himself in class today by performing an Armenian pick pocket.

by Petrosyan February 2, 2013

Hot Pocket jizz

The sauce or cheese that drips out of a hot pocket

Jared: Hey, dude what kind of hot pocket is that?
Leo: Ham and che-...GOD DAMN IT JARED! I HAVE HOT POCKET JIZZ ALL OVER MY SHIRT!

by HotPocketsXD July 6, 2013

Dropped Your Pocket

This is a ploy to make a person look at their pockets ,funny as hell and anyone can play

Group of kids at a party pick out a person they want to laugh at and one of them goes up to a man and says

Hey are you Jims dad ?

Man says-Yeah

Kid says- You dropped your pocket .

Man starts looking at his pockets .kids are laughing hysterically ,then the man starts laughing too and says you got me on that one.

by troubleddemon March 12, 2010