bro-murder

the improper treatment of, or cruelty toward one's bro.

Bro 1: yo dawg I heard you like spoilers

Bro 2: shut the hell up, man

Bro 3: Woah woah woooaaaahhhh.... No Bro-murder, homey.

Bro 1: just Bro-love.

by DJ superfuous flow June 3, 2011

ro-bro

short for romance-bromance; a situation in which a boy experiences competition for his attention between his girlfriend and his bro

Lily is Jack's girlfriend, but she has trouble getting Jack to spend time with her because Jack and Rob are always hanging out. Its a very awkward ro-bro.

by tingloveslulu February 10, 2013

Bro Pole

penis.

Yo dude, just grab your bro pole and ram her!

by Tidder March 26, 2013

sailor bro

a person who would otherwise be a bro, but sails; this would mean that they have some critical thinking skills, and rather than knowledge of lifting, they can offer knowledge of all things sail related.

Bro: "Do you even lift bro?"
Sailor Bro: "I get my lift on with Clifton... do you even sail bro?"

by Pickleszsz March 19, 2014

Save-A-Bro

Noun. A guy who is consumed by his past and has not gotten over his ex yet. He continues to date other girls hoping to finally get over her. He wants to be saved. He's a modern day damsel in distress.

The guy I'm talking to is not over his ex yet. I can't keep waiting for him to finally move on. I give up on this Save-A-Bro.

by magbot2014 March 27, 2014

bro braugh

A gathering of bros where high amounts of cookies and beer are consumed. Popular among frat boys. With the last syllable stressed as "brah".

Hey you guys going to the bro braugh tonight?

by XpoBeerBarsBabes June 11, 2014

Old Bro

Usually a white male between 30 and 40 years of age. Wears affliction clothing and lots of axe. Not typically as much of a douche bag as "bros" but still tries to act the "tough guy" role. Usually married with kids, the old bro, tries to cling to youth by dressing and working out with real bros. Can be spotted by their lack of matching clothing, and they are usually injured because they try to keep up with young bros at the gym.

Dude, that old bro busted his knee trying to squat too much. But he does have a pretty rockin affliction shirt on.

Bro Bromance Brosanity

by HalfChub June 11, 2014