by GrammaticallyIncorrectNards January 14, 2019
Get the Thot Totsmug. Scientific Name: Thotisucadic
Pronounced: Thoty-succ-a-dick
Characteristics:
Always a female, unless a male undergoes intense hormone therapy and has his penis removed, because as we know possessing that which thots crave makes you immune to becoming one.
Characterized by breathing and a general sense of existence.
Pronounced: Thoty-succ-a-dick
Characteristics:
Always a female, unless a male undergoes intense hormone therapy and has his penis removed, because as we know possessing that which thots crave makes you immune to becoming one.
Characterized by breathing and a general sense of existence.
Nurse: DOCTOR! Take a look at this.
Doctor: *Looks at mother with despair gleaming from his eyes, as if the gates of limbo had opened before him* I'm...so sorry.
Mother: What's wrong Doctor?
Doctor: It's a baby girl and I'm sorry to say... she's breathing and as we all know, IF SHE BREATHS SHE's A THOT.
Doctor: *Looks at mother with despair gleaming from his eyes, as if the gates of limbo had opened before him* I'm...so sorry.
Mother: What's wrong Doctor?
Doctor: It's a baby girl and I'm sorry to say... she's breathing and as we all know, IF SHE BREATHS SHE's A THOT.
by Theonlywhitepuertorican May 25, 2018
Get the Thotmug. This insult is worse than ur family tree lgbt everytime this is said a blackhole will appear in front of the person who said this
Boston:ur mom gay
Houston:ur dad lesbian
Boston:ur sister a mister
Houston:ur brother a mother
Boston:ur granny tranny
Houston:ur grandpap a trap
Boston:ur family tree lgbt
Houston:ur ancestors an incestors
Boston:ur homie a homo
Houston:ur dog a thot
*blackhole appears whole universe get sucked*
Houston:ur dad lesbian
Boston:ur sister a mister
Houston:ur brother a mother
Boston:ur granny tranny
Houston:ur grandpap a trap
Boston:ur family tree lgbt
Houston:ur ancestors an incestors
Boston:ur homie a homo
Houston:ur dog a thot
*blackhole appears whole universe get sucked*
by ryuisreal May 16, 2018
Get the Ur dog a thotmug. •A female individual that happens to be a semi-prudish, gamer-nerd/youtube-fangirl or artist who preys on their male equivalents(Virgins) in order to help ease their daddy-issues and satisy their need for attention and recognition.
•Will normally claim to dislike sexual activity and not make it a focal-point in a relationship.
(Only to later hypocritically take part in various sexual-activities with their current-partner and enjoy it thoroughly for the most part, even if the indivual won't ever admit it.)
•Tends to avoid Normies or Chad and instead focuses down on
Lonely-Virgins or Wealthy-Virgins
so they can receive more attention for extended periods of time.
(Even though she probably wants to mate with Chad.)
This usually ends up being mistakened for long-term relationships.
(They manipulate the virgin's insecurities and use it to their advantage.)
•Rarely shows off skin and only goes as far as showing off cleavage.
•Normally a Closet-Feminist and will occasionally question their sexuality
•Will normally claim to dislike sexual activity and not make it a focal-point in a relationship.
(Only to later hypocritically take part in various sexual-activities with their current-partner and enjoy it thoroughly for the most part, even if the indivual won't ever admit it.)
•Tends to avoid Normies or Chad and instead focuses down on
Lonely-Virgins or Wealthy-Virgins
so they can receive more attention for extended periods of time.
(Even though she probably wants to mate with Chad.)
This usually ends up being mistakened for long-term relationships.
(They manipulate the virgin's insecurities and use it to their advantage.)
•Rarely shows off skin and only goes as far as showing off cleavage.
•Normally a Closet-Feminist and will occasionally question their sexuality
Guy 1: Dude...I lost the most amazing girl recently. She was everything guys like us could ask for.
Guy 2: Nah bro, you got played like a cuck and just wasted a few years of your life with a Pseudo-thot!
Guy 2: Nah bro, you got played like a cuck and just wasted a few years of your life with a Pseudo-thot!
by Meme Empire November 8, 2017
Get the Pseudo-Thotmug. by The truth00003 October 18, 2018
Get the Thotmug. A thot has social media. Thots will do different things on different social media. SnapChat: does nothing but twerk and use the thotiest filter of the all, the dog filter. TikTok: Takes off all of their clothes while lipsyncing to the song Grenade by Bruno Mars. Instagram: This should be obvious. Thots will usually send nude pictures to men that look like they cant go 30 seconds without being in the gym. If you encounter a Patricia, she's probably a thot. Gamers watch out for November, the thots will be waiting.
by OOGA BOOGA BISHHHH December 5, 2018
Get the THOTmug.