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Turtle-Necking

A person who is shitting in a public restroom but someone walks in so you have to hold it mid-shit.
My bro was turtle-necking in the school bathroom, but so was his friend.
by Mistress of ALL things shit December 12, 2023
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Givin' Up Dat Neck

Although many believe this term is used explicitly for oral pleasures and to describe the term as such, it is actually an ancient term that goes back for centuries and even millenia at a time.
It's the year 1469. Snoop Drac and his gang of mecha death bats soar into the skies of ancient Egypt and tear down all of the Great Squares of Egypt to reveal Great Pyramids. His mission of creating a new national landmark that looked like fangs had succeeded! However, something was missing, something that he had been yearning for since the very beginning of his existance. He then realized that nobody, NOBODY, was givin' up dat neck.
Dat neck for Snoop Drac was like sex for your mom; he couldn't live without dat neck. He went to the nearest Egyptian and bit dat neck till he sucked his neck up like a bendy straw. He became so powerful that day that he had a new, ongoing mission that he could only wish to do in a single lifetime; get as many people as possible to give up dat neck.
To this day, Snoop Drac continues to get people to give up dat neck, and he does it on a daily basis.
Look out behind you! Snoop Drac and his mecha death bats might be behind you right now! The only question is... Are you givin' up dat neck or not?
by Goldrute000 May 3, 2016
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northern neck

When bitch givin u head n she doin a mouth-stand on yo dick
“Ah, Charles, my distinguished man. How was last night with thou fair lady?”
“‘‘Twas absolutely delectable - shawty bestowed upon me thy Northern Neck.”
- Sadam Hussein
by DUMBOYxDOWNSTAIRS June 13, 2022
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bloody sweater neck

when a girl with braces is sucking your dick and your foreskin gets stuck in the braces
chad-bro was is there a blood stain on your pants
kyle- oh dude the other day i got a bloody sweater neck and it won’t stop bleeding
by bloody sweater neck April 16, 2022
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Neck cliss

When you put your clit on a persons neck and give them a kiss with with your clit.
Yo, last night was so crazy, Bertha gave me a neck cliss!
by Frogsrcool42 December 30, 2023
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Noodle Neck

Term you use to call someone an idiot, stupid or silly. Similar to saying someone’s being a clown. In replacement of ‘dickhead’.
by Soccermom94 June 10, 2018
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neck traffic

Neck traffic occurs when the neck darkens in most spots, except where "roads" are formed by the folds of the skin not exposed to color. It can make the neck look like traffic is forming.
Damn, check out that woman. She has so much neck traffic, she needs a stop light!
by Cassmoneybunny November 23, 2023
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