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peanut butter mouth massage

a peanut butter mouth massage is when the girl, using a strap-on, puts it in her man's butt and then proceeds to put it in his mouth.
B says: "girl i want you to gimme a peanut butter mouth massage, and i don't care who knows it!"

dick in your mouth! [DIYM] 

shoving your index finger into an unsuspecting open mouth
some dumptruck at a bar won't quit yapping her hussy face off; rather than insulting her and her friends or trying to continue to just get laid, wait for an obnoxious laugh and pop your entire finger into her mouth while saying "dick in your mouth! DIYM". conversation satisfyingly over, and at least you [get a good laugh out of it.

saudi arabian fur mouth

the saudi arabian fur mouth is when a man with a hairy penis gets dome and the girl licking the penis takes all the pubes in her mouth.
the chick was horny so i gave her the saudi arabian fur mouth, she shut up rigt away.

Foot in Mouth 

yo dude, did you see that speech where Donald Trump (aka donnie troomp) put his foot in mouth? he said “this is a great day for George Floyd”... wtf

horse mouth 

A person, normally a girl, who is so boot ugly that she carries what looks to be a horses mouth on her face.
Damn she gots a horse mouth
She's a real horse mouth
The village bicycle has a real horsey mouth

i hope not in ur mouth 

Funny answer to someone saying "I'm coming". When someone says "I'm coming", the person probably means that he/she soon will be where the other person is, be that the physical spot or on the server they're going to play on. But "to come" can also mean naughtier things, which the respondant takes advantage of.
walkie: Wait for me, I'm coming!
Static: I hope not in ur mouth !1!! :D :D