it’s simply the truth. he has the most humongous cock that everything around him shakes as he walks bc his cock is basically getting dragged on the floor. it’s so big. please slap me with it im begging you.
nctzen 1: have you seen taeil’s bbl update? like mmm good gosh darn it he can get it anytime.
nctzen 2: nctzen 1 please stop being so white. you don’t to gaze at taeil’s monster cock monster lovingly as you think about life and why your gf left you.
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nctzen 2: nctzen 1 please stop being so white. you don’t to gaze at taeil’s monster cock monster lovingly as you think about life and why your gf left you.
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by nctfairie October 1, 2020
Get the taeil’s monster cockmug. by Devin Danescu August 5, 2003
Get the urban monster cockmug. A person who acts like a monster made of Lava, With an Ass for a Face......Its pretty self explanitory.
Person 1:Hey did you see that guy slap a baby sea lion in the face?
Pesron 2:Yea dude. What an Ass Face Lava Monster.
Pesron 2:Yea dude. What an Ass Face Lava Monster.
by 15 mexicans July 27, 2011
Get the Ass Face Lava Monstermug. by berty68 October 1, 2008
Get the One Eyed Snake Monstermug. A poorly given nickname to a bad NFL franchise the Chicago Bears whose claim to fame is 1 Superbowl Title. The name Monster refers to the disgusting uniforms and/or shitty stadium in which they play. It also refers to the NFL follies style of football the team plays. Only idiotic delusional hardcore Chicago super fans call this team by this name.
Luis, "are the Monsters of the Midway playing today"
Adam, "The monsters of what?"
Luis, "You know the Bears"
Adam, "Oh, The Bad News Bears, yes they are losing today."
Adam, "The monsters of what?"
Luis, "You know the Bears"
Adam, "Oh, The Bad News Bears, yes they are losing today."
by adanerr February 23, 2011
Get the Monsters Of The Midwaymug. When you can't decide between complete dick and complete monster.. Can refer to a partner who swindles you out of 30k and then breaks up with you to hookup with someone asap
Me: "I just got bamboozled. I thought it was the real deal, but I just lost everything.. :("
Friend: "damn. You just waisted a year and a half on a complete fucking monster dick."
P.S. both of those are actually just me, I'm just really sad..
Friend: "damn. You just waisted a year and a half on a complete fucking monster dick."
P.S. both of those are actually just me, I'm just really sad..
by IjustgotTotallybamboozled June 5, 2021
Get the A complete fucking monster dickmug. by Brian M White December 24, 2007
Get the green eyed monstermug.