louisiana long-john

when you fuck a long john doughnut until you cum and then eat it.

Dude, Jimmy ate his Louisiana long-john last night.

by P1CKL3 R1CK October 7, 2017

long my life out

when someone completely wears out any enjoyment of life you once had.

English teacher: okay, here's two essays I want you to write for next lesson
Student A: you long my life out

by shreddietodie October 20, 2017

elijah long

Elijah is the hottest dude around and he will make you wet.

Man, Elijah Long has a Long dick!

by 21Pilotsismyfav October 29, 2017

long wheelbase 10

Long wheelbase 10. # $100 dollar bill. # money # in the form of # $100 dollar bills.

I needa to borrow a long wheelbase 10 from my friends. So he gave me a 100 dollar bill.

by J-C@$H May 30, 2017

Getting your long johns jimmy'd

Similar to getting stank on your hang low. However, this phrase refers to the flap commonly found on the hind quarters of flannel "long johns." To be on the receiving end of anal intercourse.

After noticing the sly look on his face Dan asked, "James are you getting your long johns jimmy'd?"

by Markusftr June 8, 2017

chen long ting

A phrase that is defined as a gentleman, who is actually a pervert (hentai), but tends to hide this from the public views.

He is such a chen long ting......

by (__otaku__) June 13, 2017

Ray Long

Being dealt the short card in life.

Damn is that boy under 5 feet. Nigga looking like Ray Long

by ltownshit June 18, 2017