Kicking the twigs

A person who is wasting their time with insignificant little things, not lazy but avoiding the serious things.

Jim, stop kicking the twigs and focus on the real at hand.

by Neur0c1d3 August 19, 2023

Kick bed

When your dad comes home late from drinking and eats your ass like a cheesecake but you bite his nuts off and give them to your dog and suck that cock but fall and kick your bed

“Hey have you done a kick bed yet”

No not yet, but I did it yesterday

by Young booty wipe March 1, 2018

Kick It Goofy

When you’re trying to play with someone on G

J Dog- “Ay bruh I thought you said you were gonna pull up today”

T Dog- “Ay bruh I just wanted to switch it up man”

J Dog- “Bro stop playing wit me I’m tryna kick it goofy

by ibaghotguys August 15, 2021

Free kick merchant

Is a person who cannot do anything on the pitch but score magnificent set piece goals.

A: What a goal from Ward-Prowse! We bangs another magnificent one!

B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.

by Tommathy Simons December 11, 2023

Wina Kick

When a boy is kicked in his fleshy fun bridge and is on the floor in severe pain.

Jesus Christ you didn't have to wina kick him

by THE OLD JOKER July 25, 2016

Kick rocks, barefoot, over hot coals

what I say to a feeble-minded fuck that has an opinion on somebody that is not their own.

Oh, is that what they said about me? Well tell them that they can Kick rocks, barefoot, over hot coals, mother fuckers. Bitch. You won't.

by Daskoon August 13, 2025

Chicken Kicking

Kicking a chicken as far as possible

Chicken Kicking is the sport of gods

by anonymous September 19, 2022