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Kevin

Kevin is such an asshole but is funny. He can hate you sometimes but they suddenly just change for the better or worse. He can make memories that you will never be able to forget.

He is such a bitch but I'm grateful for having him as a friend.
Jasper: Who is Kevin?
Me: He is a bitch but my bestest friend
by Qianyu December 9, 2022
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Kevin

1. A name for a male usually
2. Someone who consistently or greatly shows a complete lack of intelligence through incompetence of social and societal norms, or is purposefully antagonistic in their poor decision making.
1. "Hey Kevin!" " Wanna watch Shrek?"
2. "He doused himself in gas again for love, typical Kevin."
by BiggusDicks December 13, 2022
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Kevin

He's a whole lot of gayness for your anus!
Wow that's a while lot of Kevin for one man's anus
by Jeepguy123456789 December 16, 2022
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Kevinism

Kevinism is an ultra right-wing ideology based on the belief that Kevin is the supreme leader of all, the ultimate leader and a living God on earth.
"I am a Kevinist. Kevin is God, Kevin is love, Kevin is life. I would and will do anything for Kevin, even if it costs me or people around me's lives. I will always lay down everything for Kevinism."
by csxd34 December 19, 2022
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Gymnastics coach Kevin

An old gymnastics coach whose name is unknown to two people. So they decided to name the coach Kevin. Every old guy they saw, they would name them Kevin.
Mom can I buy a gymnastics coach Kevin?
No u cannot.
by Kevin lover December 20, 2022
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Kevin

“Dude, quit complaining to the manager. You are SUCH a Kevin.”
by IUseGrammarEverywhere December 22, 2022
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Kevin

by Asher (kevins bf) December 23, 2022
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