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JANUARY

the first month of the year, in the northern hemisphere usually considered the second month of winter.
corona is still in JANUARY

2021
by maddie_mouse111 January 1, 2021
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January 22

Chris: Hey guess what day it is.
Amanda: umm idk January 22?
Chris: Noo its pop a titty day!
Amanda: ohhhh cool I guess
Chris: nevermind.
by BrokeAristocrat January 22, 2023
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January 14

If you are thinking about dating someone born on January 14 then do it. It is the best birthday to date because they will love you and just be the best person
I cant wait to meet my new boyfriend he said he was born on January 14
by Bigniggiballs October 29, 2020
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January 24th

January 24th is when all the amazing and beautiful people are born
Alex: woah he beautiful 😍

Devon: I know she must have been born on January 24th 🥰
by _.TheApple._ August 17, 2021
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january 2

girl: give me your hoodie
guy: why
girl: it’s january 2
guy: oh fuck
by kfreehill January 1, 2023
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Join Jerk January

also see No Nut November and Destroy Dick December and No Finger February. when you and the boys have to get together for a circle jerk during january.
Big D: yo you want to come to my place for Join Jerk January?
Lil D: nah man i've got plans with gary.
by BeeNumber69 November 2, 2021
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january jokes

similar to april fools, january jokes is where you get to joke around with your friends, but thry cant get mad because it's january jokes
*plays a prank on a friend*
dude wtf

”its january jokes bro”
by daybear January 27, 2023
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