January 31st

The day my dad died

Damn it’s January 31st the day dad died

by Melonoaky April 24, 2022

January 1

the day where the most luckiest people are born, they also are very talented and probably very motivated for anything they like.

teacher: when where you born?
Y/N: January 1st

teacher: you must be very motivated

by BigCheesySlap May 9, 2022

Januari 9th

They probably killed someone saying "L Bozo"

"Oh I just killed someone, L Bozo"

They killed someone

Look out for people born on Januari 9th.

by YourLocalFelixyes September 23, 2022

January 19th

The best person in the world is born this day, happy birthday baby!

"Hey Axel"
"What?"
"Today's January 19th! Your birthday, the best person in the world day!"
"Oh yeah! Thanks for reminding me"

by dusty-bun October 9, 2022

January 11

January 11th is International get more hoes Day

People born on this day get all the hoes

Person 1 : Yo , why does Ashton get all the hoes

Person 2 : Coz he was born on January 11

Person 1 : But so was i , and i get no hoes , People born on this day get all the hoes
Person 2 : Bcoz u r blac-

by GetHoesBut is Gay October 21, 2022

january 1st

national manifisent daisy a boyfriend day !
everyone who sees this must manifest daisy a boufirend

"omg its january 1st"
"oh shoot i better manifest my hot emo friend a boyfriend!!!"

by hot girl asf December 31, 2021

January 12th

national kiss a black straight hair 5'6 lonely kpop obsessed plant killer plushie lover clean depressed Asian day

DAMN IT'S JANUARY 12th. Time to go give that smexy lady tien a kiss

by Not depressed kiss kiss December 31, 2021