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Jacob

Someone who is super sweet and kind, but sucks at french. Hes one of the funniest people you will ever meet, he will never fail to make you laugh. Except for when he tells bad sex jokes. Jacob thinks golf is a real sport and enjoys family time. His vocabulary consists of dog, bet, and finna. He might claim that he can fight you but trust me he will loose. Although he likes to workout and not eat good tasting food he is not one of those annoying gym pricks hes exactly the opposite. Besides the fact that he's thermal he's so great to hang out with and generally be around. His ASMR needs work but overall a high quality person 100/10. The perfect plug for ur outlet!
Jacob is my PPFL
Jacob is married to matt damion
by Freakinthesheetzz September 24, 2018
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Jacob Johnson

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jacob

he's one of the sweetest people ever very funny fun to hang out with one of the most beautiful and sweetest boys out there.
Jacob: I look like a mango on a stick
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To pull a Jacob

To pull a Jacob means that you dont give a fuck, like you just go over to girls and start raping them or get their number.
Or lets say you are with your Homeboys and you wanna act cool AF but you dont know how, ma nigga just pull a jacob and loose yourself
i yo ma nigga we are we going to pull a Jacob or what
by Attack Helicopter bf4 September 25, 2018
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Jacob

such a cute handsome looking man with a very big dick good guy to date and is good in bed
who’s that oh that’s jacob
fuck he’s got
by 2ndhoe July 7, 2024
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Dirty Jacob

a dirty jacob is when a guy fucks and cums in a girl's pussy, then forces her to suck him off and clean him up.
Guy1: "bro i gave ashleigh a dirty jacob yesterday"
Guy2: "no way man! did she like it?"
Guy1: "hell yeah she took it like a slut!"
by shadyladyfucker123 February 14, 2023
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Jacob

That boy, that boy, that boy SUS
Jacob likes toes
by NotSusJacob September 30, 2020
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