A game played by teenage schoolboys in Britain wherein everyone violently jerks off onto a single digestive biscuit at the same time, and the last person to bust has to eat the biscuit. Most commonly played at sleepovers or school trips.
Lads, want to play soggy biscuit?
Soggy biscuit is actually grim
Wheyy, you have to eat the soggy biscuit
Soggy biscuit is actually grim
Wheyy, you have to eat the soggy biscuit
by Britishslang February 6, 2025
Get the Soggy Biscuitmug. The act of engaging in sexual intercourse in the weirdest places like a corner, a port-a-potty, or a pool.
John- “Yo did you go to Jack’s party last night?”
Tom- “Hell yeah bro! There was these two weirdos doing a corner biscuit in the bathroom when I had to piss!”
John- “What the hell!”
Tom- “Hell yeah bro! There was these two weirdos doing a corner biscuit in the bathroom when I had to piss!”
John- “What the hell!”
by Ted and Johnny November 20, 2017
Get the Corner Biscuitmug. 
A biscuit or cookie is another name for a female's vagina, it is used because the vagina has two lips which can be the biscuit and whatever you put in between (chocolate, cream or any type of flavored edible you can put in/on a biscuit) the biscuit
by WTF Italian Stallion June 22, 2021
Get the Biscuitmug. by Stephzsz January 14, 2018
Get the take a biscuitmug. Person 1: “You know who’s a homophobic 12 yr old sht eating dik suking curly toed 2 inch pp mistake?”
Person 2: “Who?”
Person 1: “User Not Lotus Biscuit on urban dictionary”
Person 2: “Who?”
Person 1: “User Not Lotus Biscuit on urban dictionary”
by chae.com September 21, 2021
Get the Not Lotus Biscuitmug. by FlyHigh007 March 22, 2024
Get the Baked as a biscuitmug.