bitch friend

In all actuallity, a contradictory term because of the difficulty of having a friend like this. But it is a prior friend who has recently got a girlfriend or fuck friend and ditches you and your old friends to have sex with his prospective partner, who he believes will be with forever... loser. In all honestly, we all potentially have these in different degrees as we all know, sex is awesome and in our attempts to both combine sex with our good friends we finally determine it is an impossibility. Basically experience with these succupuses or succubuses will bring us all back to reality.

Bitch friends come to light around the end of high school and throughout college

by Caladonia February 8, 2008

Prototype Bitch

Someone Who is Fake Basically a wannabe their trying to be something there not.

this girl is trying to ACT ghetto big and tuff when you no she really isnt. You say stop trying to act like your a ghetto ass bitch what you really are is a Prototype bitch.

by Tereandmike October 30, 2009

side bitch

A female who is having a romantic or sexual relationship with another female's significant other or spouse. She may truly be in love with the "taken" individual. The "taken" person may or may not necessarily reciprocate the feelings, but the fact remains nonetheless that s/he has a "main girl" and is cheating on her with this female.

As it turned out, Ashley was James's side bitch, and we were just as shocked as anyone else.

by Fredricka-Louise August 23, 2015

cuddle bitch

Basically this is just a guy who has a very high position on the friends ladder. So far up the friends ladder that he gets the dubious honor of getting to provide all the intimacy that a girl is missing when she's off fucking guys who basically don't care about her like outlaw bikers and band members. So he gets to be the proxy father/confessor/friend/teddy bear for her, depending on what she is missing at the time. Perhaps the only consolation of this is a ladder jump to the real ladder seems statistically a little more likely to succeed. Of course, when one is that high up the fall is dreadful indeed...(courtesy of intellectualwhores.com)

Oliver sacrifices dinner, as Cuddle Bitches do, to comfort his lady friend and compensates by eating 2 Oporto meals the next day.

by R_K_ July 24, 2008

bitch shield

The emotional barrier a chick puts up when you hit on her. Like when she is by herslelf at the club.

Persistance breaks the bitch shield.

by Jon May 13, 2005

Britney Bitch

Britney Spears' alter fierce ego nick name.

Oh my gooosh it's Britney Bitch, yaaas bitch.

by Guccicrew4u November 6, 2014

retarded bitch

A bitch and a retard that is both an ass and... well retarded... Just face it, retarded bitches are all around us and probably exist in outer space too.

THEY RUIN YOU! Beware of the friggin' retards and bitches combined. Seriously.

Damn! He cuckholded me and his IQ is at 69!!! What a retarded bitch.

Catarine Joicaphine decided to jump scare him again, but fell over in her chair and had a stroke... What a toxic retarded bitch!

This dude Ben Dover had parents who cheated on each other, and had a low enough IQ to name him that... What retarded bitches.

Peter Zheng got pissed at his ex-girlfriend because his coin business wasn't going well so she finally rejected his micropenis... What a retarded bitch!

The ghost got her class killed by farting loudly when the gunman walked by her class... Such a retarded bitch.

by itsteviewonder February 22, 2019