whilst one is renovating a house and needs to determine the level of the newly constructed floor, he requests that a girl sits on the floor on all fours. He then proceeds to blow in each end and observe which end it drips out of giving him clear indication of which end of the floor is out of level.
by the two bob lobber March 11, 2012
by Lmaowski March 02, 2018
Countryhumans , but instead of having humans with country spherical flags as their head , you got humans with planet heads ! . . Yeah .
by heartlandhorse February 24, 2023
by Nether man above the stars May 30, 2021
But there's something it lacks... Which is why the cone thing
Hym "Did you figure it out? I gave you a hint... There's another one... It has Human-like memory formation now (which is to be expected if you used my thing) but I was actually going to suggest an object/instance codex with some kind of 'hierarchy of danger' but that's only a partial fix. That's not the thing. The thing I'M thinking of should fix it entirely...:
by Hym Iam December 23, 2023
the human Bidet can be done solo, with two people, and even with a group. a solo human Bidet is when you take a shit and you pee while still sitting down and it rolls down your nut and taint and cleans your bum. the human Bidet with a partner is the same, but one person gets up and the other pisses on their bumhole, this one is much more effective. the group human Bidet is the same but with a bunch of people pissing on the poopers bumhole, this is the most effective variant.
"dear diary, today I shitted and ran out of kittens to wipe with, but thankfully I peed and it was a human Bidet, so it was ok in the end"
"hey playbou carti can you give me some human Bidet"
"precinct 6 get to hemorrhoid street ASAP, there's a guy here who needs some group human Bidet"
"hey playbou carti can you give me some human Bidet"
"precinct 6 get to hemorrhoid street ASAP, there's a guy here who needs some group human Bidet"
by clogmethroatwithshitmrdiddy August 03, 2024