HAM

Acronym for Home and Masturbate

Hey guys I gotta go HAM, See you tomorrow.

by Shimbao April 10, 2020

ham pantry

Slang term for a lady's ample buttocks.

I have a date with Shelia tonight and you know I'm going to hit up the Ham Pantry.

by Fist Dixon January 7, 2018

B-Ham

An all around stud. The greatest farter of all-time!

Wow, that guy is such a B-Ham!!

by BFF#1 October 23, 2008

Ham Aslume

A distortion of "Arkham Asylum" created by the certified Reddit Madhouse 'BatmanArkham', home to many similar distortions of different DC universe characters (notably Man, Jonkler, and Bone).

"Why is Bone still trapped in the Ham Aslume? Is he stupid?

by Michael Machiel April 18, 2024

Texas ham sandwich

Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)

I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.

by Txsrttlsnk6969 February 22, 2022

Southern Maryland Stuffed Ham

The act of when 2 males are stuffing a SOMD slampig with various foods during sexual intercourse. The SOMD principal of "If it has a hole it has a goal" applies, the bigger the quantity of items stuffed, the better outcome.

Hey bro, I met this 350 pounder at Toots. She said she wanted to try something crazy. I'm on my way to your place with the Buffet Buster Susan to get a Southern Maryland stuffed ham going

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 4, 2025

Spear some Ham

Taking the least possible amount of effort to fool an idiot.

They wouldn't let me in without a badge, so I had to spear some ham by making a fake from an old cereal box, and it actually worked. -Reddit user SuperFLEB

by KristinaKrnkDat July 25, 2018