ham pantry

Slang term for a lady's ample buttocks.

I have a date with Shelia tonight and you know I'm going to hit up the Ham Pantry.

by Fist Dixon January 7, 2018

Goat Ham

I have zero fucking clue what this word means, but it was said by Duke Nukem in an episode of Cold Ones on YouTube.

Duke Nukem: The names Deez. Deez Nuts. Goat Ham!

by Pizza Broadcast September 26, 2023

Ham Ranch

A slang for a group of nerds.
Typically used against people who own instagram meme pages

look at that ham ranch over there!

by Litboi November 12, 2020

Hams

Milky thighs compacted into a nice pair of spandex.

Wow, better get a second refrigerator cause Kennedy has a pair of hams on her.

by Damsel Dentist October 28, 2019

Ham Split

When you go over to a friend's house, down 8 shots in a row, then try to shit in the middle of his house.

Brandi is scared to come over because she thinks Grant will perform his famous Ham Split.

by Dick Thieman April 14, 2016

double ham salute

bending over, dropping pants and spreading cheeks

when I arrived home, after a night of drinking, my sister starting bitchin' and raising hell. I was in no mood for that, so on the way into my room I dropped trou and gave her the double ham salute

by bullet88 October 10, 2008

Going Ham

To go hard at something, or put your all into it. Usually with aggression, or a positive go-to attitude!

"By golly, he's really going ham!"

"How do you know?"

"The clap of his asscheeks is telling me so!"

(Morse code via assclapping is the best on god)

by Nugget0w0 September 21, 2022