ham sandwiched

When you get pumped so hard that your vagina turns into a ham sanwich.

‘I got absolutely ham sandwiched last night’

by thisiserin June 29, 2018

Ham

Adj: Someone who can be used.

Adj: 2: Someone who is not the brightest and believes/gives in too almost anything.

I was at school today and I asked this “ham” for the homework.

by Boiii616 November 7, 2021

Texas ham sandwich

Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)

I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.

by Txsrttlsnk6969 February 22, 2022

fish ham mafia

someone who is very mean to hamduster
and belongs to ham mafia

fish ham mafia :you filthy dishwasher

hamduster ham mafia :thats not nice

by hamduster December 30, 2020

Spear some Ham

Taking the least possible amount of effort to fool an idiot.

They wouldn't let me in without a badge, so I had to spear some ham by making a fake from an old cereal box, and it actually worked. -Reddit user SuperFLEB

by KristinaKrnkDat July 25, 2018

Pass the ham

When usually in a gang bang situation two or more men shares the same girl/girls or boy/s. It also applies to a fellow who has his meat treated by multiple users.

Girl 1 to Girl 2: What was Jeff's house party like?
Girl 2:Nothing spec. But Jess and I found a beautiful Greek stallion, so we decided to pass the ham in the bathroom for a while.

by DrOpie August 18, 2022

Hammed

To get aggressively sexified by a man.

Girl 1: Should I hit up this guy?
Girl 2: No way! I won’t allow you to get hammed by a fugly beta.

by killurselfbitch December 8, 2022