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The simplest fucking retard, openly spouts words at self and can’t think, u hear him make notes to relocate.. he drops the female interest in 3 post.. and stretches Out for fake people, call em if u need a ride he sometime clicks but never connects permanently, his past life just said let dump him and forget…
That boy Ethan is true open door.. u can swing him and he openly think he can withstand a 980 strike punch… this child loses popularity in 4 post

Ladies don’t ever consider him wise he slurs words and can’t process simple shit
by Biggestkikever April 11, 2023
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Person 1 - Who's the cringiest person you know-
Person 2 - Ethan
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Ethan Cox

Ethan cox is an egotistical scroatum that craves the nic and loves the ganj
oi oi theres ethan cox, no you cant have my poof you scroatum
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Ethan
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noun
1. a male given name: from a Hebrew word meaning “strength.”

Which is ironic given the fact that the only Ethan I ever knew was TOO FUCKING LAZY TO READ THE AD OR EVEN GOOGLE THE SIMPLEST SHIT ON THE INTERNET!!
My Craigslist Ad: 1974 Men's Stainless Steel Rolex Submariner Watch with a 8 inch bracelet. Inherited this from my grandfather who recently passed. - $18,000.

Ethan: I'm interested in the watch. Can you tell me if it's gold or stainless steel? also, what model is it? Is it newer, because it looks new in the picture. Would you take $400 for it?

Never. Ever. Be an Ethan.
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Ethan is a loud person who loves to make people laugh. He is always with people and has a crush on a girl almost everyday. His friends tease him but it doesn't bother him because he always fire back. Ethans friends come and go but he will always have younger friends to talk to.
Ethan pulls no girls
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THIS ONLY APPLIES TO ASIAN ETHANS!!!!!!!! (I'm also asian. This is not racism.)

Born in the rice fields of China, shipped straight to America. Is a stupid fucking chink that single-handedly ruined my life. Once I feast my eyes upon this rice picker with a straw hat, my smile just faded away. As he crawled over the grains of rice I dropped from my lunch, he said "Wah duh fuq man! You can no wasta dis goo rai! MY FAMRY HANPICK DA RAI FROM MAINRAN CHINA!" As I watched his chinky ass scurry around to pick it up and his dirty bare feet swiping across the lunchroom floor, I stood up and started blasting Yi Jian Mei. He looked back up at me with his tiny little eyes and Master Wu from Ninjago facial hair, and yelled: "HAO YU KNO DISSA MAI FAVOREE SHONG!!" and starts doing the Chinese lion dance for whichever one of the thousand fucking Chinese holidays it was that day. Since then, I couldn't bare but feel the need to include this retard chink in my life, and watch his bum ass learn engrish.

He's my real MVP (Most Valuable Picker)
Person 1: "DING-DONG CHING-CHONG HERE COMES ETHAN! PLAY SOME YI JIAN MEI!"
Person 2: "I GOTCHU!!!"
Radio: "XUE HUA PIAO PIAO BEI FONG XIAO XIAOOOOO"
Ethan: "YO DISSA MY MUESHIC!"
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Ethan meyer

Fucks a ton of bitches and gets to 4th base every time.
Wow, Ethan Meyer is so cool, he must fuck loads of women.
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