double-dog-dump

When a dog takes a dump and another dog comes along and takes a dump right on top of it.

Oh no, I stepped in a double dog dump.
(While a double-dog-dump is extremely rare in nature, metaphorically it is quite common in humans; so that the second person can put all the blame for a bad deed on the first person.

by Kevareeno August 28, 2021

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brush cup dump

The act of dropping a deuce in the cup that holds the toilet cleaning brush, and replacing the brush into the fresh dump.

That bar was horrible, but don't worry, I brush cup dumped and left no tip.

by BathroomSniper November 16, 2016

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dump-clothes

an insulting expression to use on a person, meaning " i don't your clothes, or the way you dress in my presence."

Even if it is sometimes used to send someone a social cue, that that they indeed di go to local dump to get soemthing to wear, the answer to such an insult should be get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.

a Harry Potter walks out of his room and into the kitchen. His aunt Petunia is screaming, rather shrieking, at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! Haven't Vernon and I taught you how to dress properly? how dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?

Harry: since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Other than that, please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.

Aunt Petunia: same to you dear (physically throws him a piece of cheese from the kitchen table)

Harry: either you eat bacon, or youh are wrong. I am so not wasting my time with you. I have other cats to skin. (Harry disapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).

by Sexydimma April 28, 2012

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