Weather Douche

He or She who touts their better weather.

The soul purpose of a Weather Douche on social media is when someone posts their bad weather, they will then chime in with their better weather, but swear they can't take it, and it is so how comparable to the originally posted weather. This is common with any snow storm, torrential rain storm, mud slide, sink hole, etc. post in any form of social media.

This action is never cute or funny, and just makes you a douche. Please refer to the meaning of a douche, and just add the word "weather" ahead of it.

You're being a Weather douche.
Don't be a Weather douche.
75 degrees in Florida is not the same as minus 12 degrees in Buffalo, you Weather douche.

by ljamieson January 8, 2022

Douche Canoosh

A person who is frustrating you and there is nothing you can do or say about it so you go to the walk-in cooler and make up names for that person frustrating you

(*generally reserved for petty self-conversation)

"Why you such a Douche Canoosh, Dr. Frank?" Dakota said as Frank danced dandily in the street.

by Ripbongsplaysongs December 4, 2019

Diva Douche

A Diva Douche is a professional athlete with a ridiculous ego who thinks they are more than their team, and becomes a turncoat as they make decisions for themself at the expense of the team that made a name for them in the first place. Notable examples include Antonio Brown and Le’Veon Bell, formerly of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

I cannot wait to burn the jerseys of the diva douches that screwed us over last season.

by DrRorscharch March 14, 2019

Douche minion

A follower and servant of a douche lord. Someone that is more repulsive than a douche lord; but not as nasty as a Douche Queen.

That fool does whatever that douche lord tells him too, he's a lowdown douche minion!

by nizipickatu April 12, 2010

Dick douche

When a man is moody and obviously on his period but can't douche.

"Douglas C Maddy". Dude have u talked to Doug today. No why? Cuz Doug is being a total dick douche.

by Arbkk February 1, 2022

Douche Tunic

An article of clothing created when a frat bro or any gym-oriented young man rips the armpits of his tank a bit too much, therefore resulting in what is basically a sweaty double-sided cape.

Kyle: Yo, check out my new tank. It shows off my guns.
Mack: Bro, the chicks will love it. They can totes see your nips.
Kyle: Sick, man.
Carly: Nice douche tunic, asshole.

by ajaustinv February 21, 2013

basic douche

(n)1. A person, usually masculine in gender, who conforms to all the social dorms associated with being a dude. 2. A regular guy who is kind of a douche.

That guy at the youth hostel was totally a basic douche.

by Widgetwidget January 19, 2016