cow kick

when you get kicked by a cow

Matthew "i just been cow kicked"

by I’mFunnyHaHa June 18, 2018

Atomic Cow

Hot diarrhea that burns your anus.

I sat on the toilet and sprayed out a furious atomic cow.

by volcano.man August 3, 2021

Cow Art

the art of using cow shit to make portraits of more cows.

Friend: Hey are you making Cow Art?
Me: Why yes I am.
Friend: Smells great.

by UrBestFriendVoid69 October 27, 2020

Wonder Cow Emporium

When one finds themselves in a room full of stupid people. That person then knows he/she is superior to the rest of the people, but the mass amount of the stupid peeps makes them better then you. This mostly happens because they have the backup of each other, but you are alone (you being the only educated person).

Joe: Dude, I went to this party and everyone there was an idiots! It was such a huge wonder cow emporium!

Bob: That sucks, bro. You should of called me for backup!

by Owen Bay January 7, 2012

Cow Flapping

Cow Flapping

William asked bear if he wants to go cow Flapping

by Eckybear October 8, 2016

Ottis the cow

A transgender or hermafodite cow that was taken into a dark and terrible expierement where the farmer took a male cows brain and put it into a female cows body

Take the Ottis the cow

by Houseismyhouse2344281 November 13, 2018

Cow-sicle

Involves two people and a cow, one face fucks the cow while the other inserts a popsicle made of the same cows milk into it's rectum

Come on Dad let's go make a Cow-sicle and have waffle frys afterwards

by BradK9Drake726 October 6, 2024