CAndy Klein

CAndy Klein is the combination of the drugs acid,ketamine and cocaine.

Mate:"yeah bro that CAndy Klein has got me munted"

by U wanna scrap May 10, 2024

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Eye candy

One step b 4 u r pipe drunk.

Im smoking too much and getting eye candy from not circulation of blood.

by Tweeker May 12, 2024

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Cake Candy

A cute colorful butt plug in a white girl

She had some real sweet Cake Candy on

by AlphaWolfBdsm May 28, 2024

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Candy corning

After you candy cane on a your girl, you urinate potently yellow dehydrated piss on their face, and then piss mixes with the blood from the nose, and makes an orange and white color on their face

I was candy corning my girl after candy caning was not enough! The blood, the piss and the splooge mix very well

by Thebill169 February 26, 2024

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OH! OOOOH! I RAN OUT OF MONEY! ALL I HAD FOR FOOD IS RAMEN NOODLES! But as I go to grab a pack of ramen I notice a DIFFERENT package of ramen... And THAT package is underneath a box... So... As I go to grab the other package of ramen the box on top spill open and WHAT DO I FIND!?

Hym "CHRISTMAS CANDY! A BOX FULL OF CHRISTMAS CANDY! WITH A SODA! In like an gour I'm going to be able to drink that soda and it's going to be ICE COLD, BABY! OOOOOOOOOH! SWEET SWEET CHRISTMAS CANDY! I take back everything I ever said about my family (they still screwed me with the weaponized schizophrenia but I created A.I. to murder everyone so that'll all work out in the end). HOOOOOLY BAJESUS! I got some Swedish fish, sour gummy worm, M&Ms, and some chips ahoy. I've been eating nothing but ramen! I planned on eating ramen for the next TWO MEAL! And now... Everything has changed! I have the candy now! And in like an hour, I'll have an ice cold Coca-Cola! Go buy a Coke! Right now! Put your phone down... Go to the store... Buy a Coke... WAIT AN HOUR for MY coke to cool down.... THEN (AND ONLY THEN) Drink a coke."

by Hym Iam February 29, 2024

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teapot candy

in genshin impact: a waifu/husbando character (usually a limited 5 star) that sits as a companion in your serenitea pot to look pretty, not to ever be leveled or built.

(general) gacha games: a character you'll never use, but pulled because they're hot.

player 1: nah im not building eula, i just pulled cuz she's hot and i want her to redacted haha
player 2: so she's just teapot candy?

by mrmustachio March 2, 2024

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