brown nose creeper

When a person sneaks into a secluded area and spies an unsuspecting nude sunbather ass up and decides to say hello by quickly and susprisingly tossing her salad

Bill saw a sweaty glistening ass facing him when he came to clean the pool today and gave her the old brown nose creeper.

by The mad shatter June 18, 2014

tomato nose

when ones nose is so bulbous and red it appears to be like a tomato.

Jaime: Hey remember when Fernando was mistaken for Santa Claus last year for his tomato nose? Good times.
Fernando: Hey!!

by Jamsauce927 January 21, 2011

nose yoghurt

The art of ejaculating into ones nostrils, then slurping it out...

Person1: Yo that girl is so cool, she let me nose yoghurt her

Person2: Bro that is gross

by Fdog111 June 15, 2020

Big-nosed-professor Moment

When something is odd,nonsensical,funny and delightful.Usually bieng reminicent of Dr.Elefun,the happy-go-lucky old professor from Astro Boy

Lil´Billy:what do you think of my drawing?

Pops:well,i think its a big-nosed-professor moment!

by JohnnyB.Emo May 27, 2021

nose dust

Cocaine in its powdered form (ingested via insufflation through the nasal passage, hence the term 'nose dust')

The Chancellor of the Exchequer denied all allegations regarding his purportedly insatiable hunger for nose dust , despite appearing smacked off his face during PMQs

by therealdjcamm April 19, 2016

Nose drool

When your nose runs as you are eating.

Every time I eat Mexican food I get nose drool.

by mbgolfer05 January 10, 2018

Powder the nose

Snort cocaine

It's time to powder the nose.

by davinsoel February 24, 2023