Bum Disease

One butt-cheek with an abnormal size and shape. The cause is from petting Giraffe tongues. Another cause is eating pretzel and cherrios at the same time. Side affects of Bum Disease are excrutiating pain. Feeeling an overwhelming attractivness to Mr.Collins. There is only two ways to cure this unfathomable disease, you must look pictures of sexy nerds and Mr. Darcy. from Pride and Prejudice .

Willis didn't go to school because he had Bum Disease.

by Fredwardmoo February 4, 2009

Bum Chum

Old Rotten Food gathered together from different places, of different varieties. spread out in a chum line, leading to a garbage can. Full of half eaten food, for the bums.....

Look at the homeless following the bum chum, he must really be hungry.

by Muggles May 27, 2009

bum rush

When you fart in your hand and throw it into someone's face

Jeremy bum rushed Adam and gave him pink eye

by Asian Spice September 5, 2014

Bum Faggot

An insult to somebody, if they have displeased you.

Luke Devine is a Bum Faggot because he ate my camel juice!(example only)

by petedude101 May 28, 2006

bum rushed

Where ones bum is spontaneously rushed upon. Also known as sodomy.

dude, i was walkin down the street and was totally bum rushed!

by Jez & Jackie May 13, 2005

bum rum

a fruity alcoholic beverage favoured by shirt-lifters. Malibu or tia maria or some fudge-packer drink like that.

"ooooh quentin, shall we have a swift half?"
"oooh no barry, beer gives my fragile feminine stomach terrible upsets, lets just have a malibu eh?"
"hmmm me too. Two shots of bum rum, barman"

by original jimster June 30, 2009

Bum Rush

The sensation felt on ones prosterior when putting on a new pair of underwear.

Those new fruit of the looms your mom bought sure gave me a bum rush.

by Cody L March 14, 2007