Dirty Barney

A sexual act, while someone in a Barney suit, wears a red strap on, and fucks a man in the ass, while the man that is receiving it is singing the barney theme song and jacking off someone in a squirrel costume (Scooter McNutty), all while someone in a BJ costume masturbates on the recipients face.

“Last night was crazy, turns out a dirty Barney is not what I thought it was”

by Lil dirty Pablo July 16, 2025

What would Barney say?

A question which confirming you to choose a girl by Barney's opinion.

And Barney is Neil Patrick Harris in a TV show HIMYM. He's a playboy and the righteous scorer of women.

Boy 1: I am going with that girl tonight, bro!

Boy 2: Yeah? Are you sure? She's not that tight.

Boy 1: Really?

Boy 2: Sure, what would Barney say?

by DeadMasterL March 17, 2012

bumping high off the barns

Riding around high in Amish country with the system bumping.

We're just out here bumping high off the barns.

by bigfnjess April 23, 2014

ryan scott barnes

Known in TWHS as small PP man. he’s 2 hard. someone you would never wanna bang. Make by birth but goes as female. basically a drag queen

Damn. if i was ryan scott barnes id kermit suicide

by foreverAvirgin123 December 10, 2018

Leo Usher and Barney Ray

They make the most fucking noise on a sleepover in existence like do u mind big nige is getting pissed

Leo Usher and Barney Ray are way loud

by The Stalker In Your wardrobe December 31, 2019

a jack barnard

When a man takes a shit on another man, slaps it, and then licks up them mess after whilst both participants are wearing clogs

Man 1: Hey babe, wanna do a jack barnard?
Man 2: Sure, but let me put down a towel first because last time you stained the walls

by Rhoddy February 23, 2020

Discord Owner Barnz

A holy person who owns the discord sever .

All hail Discord Owner Barnz

by Haz101 February 23, 2021