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russian jew

the worst kind of jew. jews are great. Russians are great. but you mix the two and you get a disaster. they are loud and annoying and oftentimes very very strange. I knew this one Russian jew who jerked off and put his substances under a microscope to see if he was fertile. who the hell does that.
"Yo that Brad kid is pretty weird"
"Yeah I know. Probably because he's a Russian Jew"
by freaky greeky December 29, 2023
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Jew toe

Person #1: Look at that guys moose knuckle!

Person #2: No, look at his nose, he’s Jewish. That’s a Jew toe!
by JewishFucker February 9, 2025
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Jew

A person with a short nose who hates money
Jews are the most friendly and personable people you will ever meet
by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023
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nether jew

another term for piglins in Minecraft, often used when they don’t give you good trades
holy fuck man, that nether jew just gave me three ender pearl trades in a row
by furry slayer April 4, 2023
mugGet the nether jewmug.

jizz jew

Jizz Jew: noun, : a man or woman who is a jizz Jocky but secretly wants to hoard cum through meat injection and for the purposes of ingestion or anally meat injected or vaginal meat injection. Jizz Jewism is treatable and treatment can be scheduled. “It is an illness and treatment is available for Jizz Jews.”
“It is an illness and treatment is available for Jizz Jews.”
by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021
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Israeli Jew

The only ethnic group capable of striking fear into Arabs. A single mention of them would make Arabs piss their pants. They are known for making Arabs know their place by brutally punishing them.
Arabs in Arab countries are known for oppressing immigrants and minorities.

But in Israel, Arabs are oppressed by the Gigachad Israeli Jews who make them know their filthy place
by Zionistman42069 December 16, 2024
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Jew Potting

Putting a dollar inside the vagina or anus before having sex with a Jewish person.
Hey man, last night me and Becky tried Jew Potting.”
by LiberatedSiN February 5, 2019
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