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Angry Turds

The phenomenon of getting so stressed out that you have to take a brutal shit in which the excrement flies out at pace, lands with a splash and wreaks chaos and mayhem across the bowl. A physical and splattery manifestation of the internal turmoil.
I was having such a crappy day at work a quick round of angry turds was inevitable. The wreckage was a sight to behold.
by Chatbot eight billion March 25, 2021
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Angry Sqwelshy

A man so mad so mad that he can’t but help curse and blame fucking luke smith.
Seen the latest TWAB... where going to have an Angry Sqwelshy online tonight.
by Bluefry March 26, 2021
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Angry Birding

When your manager needs to collect gems and he only does it when your unloading the truck
My manager was angry birding tonight.
by Kamala2021 March 28, 2021
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Angry LeBron

When your penis is so small and their nostrils are so large you can fully insert your penis in their nostril, blow a load in their sinus cavity and it comes out the other nostril
I gave my girlfriend an Angry LeBron last night
by Bumpy April 23, 2021
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Angry Pterodactyl

The act of performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, simultaneously, while flapping your arms like a prehistoric bird taking off from a rocky cliff.
Angry Pterodactyl; a nursery rhyme.
Hickory dickory dock
Fast Pat has two handfuls of cock
The clock struck two
Cody and Riggs shot their goo
Then dropped Pat at the end of the block
by El Conquistador May 5, 2021
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Baffled Angry Gremlin

A Baffled Angry Gremlin or BAG is someone who is part of a very small culture (BAG) a part of said culture is a "BAG-name" which could be based of a person's name, things they enjoy, something that would normally offend them but doesn't or it could be entirely Random some examples could be;
Terrain for someone who is called Terran or another name Terrain related they could also just be interested in climbing, seagull could be someone who likes seabirds or beaches or it could be random so your BAG-name could be anything but there's a couple limitations; it cannot be Sex related or offensive to the person in question

And the other part of BAG culture is silliness

"Is there anything that represents BAGs?" yes! The colour green in any form can represent BAGs
I am a BAG I am a Baffled Angry Gremlin

I am BAG
by Jimjamjomjumjymjem July 20, 2022
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Angry Filipino

A husband or boyfriend is forced to witness his wife/girlfriend getting fucked by some dude who then removed his dick from her vagina and swabs it across the upper lip of the husband/boyfriend, and te goes back to fucking her.
Man, what a wild night! I was railing Christine when I noticed her boyfriend was witnessing in shock. I pulled out and delivered an angry Filipino, and went back to finishing the task at hand
by Carroll69 July 23, 2022
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