by El ritardo June 09, 2018
You get up on a Sunday morning, take a shower, dress, then head out of the house. Your family is very sure that you are a good boy, heading out to go to church. Instead of attending church services, however, you go to K-Mart and spend just the appropriate amount of time there browsing merchandise so upon your return, your ruse is very convincing.
Frank's parents think he is such a good boy but we know the truth. He did a K-Mart Liturgy and bought condoms.
by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005
Erin to Heidi: Ugh, my butt looks SO big today gurrrrllll
Heidi to Erin: Gurl, mine doesn't. I got a Pre-K Ass!
Heidi to Erin: Gurl, mine doesn't. I got a Pre-K Ass!
by BKC HERT January 31, 2009
Brian Johnson on The Breakfast Club arrives to Shermer High School with his mom in their Chrysler "K" Car. Brian's life is typical and of "the norm".
by L652 March 31, 2011
by Eric December 30, 2003
A person (generally african American) who tries to dress like a hardcore gangster, but cannot afford name brands like Sean John, ENYCE, or any other gangsta apparel. They typically wear clothes from K-mart with brand names such as "SHAQ" or "EVERLAST"
by Ballsdeep May 05, 2006
Trying to act gangster, and failing. Employed by many stupid white girls who want to get laid by the basketball team. Consists of wearing FUBU, chains and employing ebonics in everyday conversation.
by Seanius April 07, 2006