friend zoned

A word used by the more pathetic guys that think girls are sex-vending machines. These guys typically think in terms of:

nice comments + good deeds + girl = sex

The term is used when they fail to get a girlfriend and think of having that said girl as a friend a "mission failure".

Jack: Aw man, I just got friend zoned by Lisa after all that hard work I put into being nice to her.

John: I heard "hurr durr, I keep putting niceness into this vending machine but no sex is coming out!". Seriously.

by Corey_Faure November 13, 2012

funeral for a friend

An amazing punk/rock band that deserves some fucking respect and when people say their emo, who gives a shit? funeral for a friend rules!!

seriously, check out some of funeral for a friend's songs before you make any accusations assholez!

by Shayne Andersen January 15, 2006

best friend

the ppl in your life who will walk a million miles to see you, the ones that you cry because you miss them. although they are the ppl who bring you a lot of pain they bring you the most joy. chances are one day you will love them more then a friend but that feeling may not stay.

cory and tapanga

by day dreamer March 13, 2004

Facebook friend

a person you would have absolutely no contact with if it wasn't for facebook.

Facebook friend

Person 1: I saw your friends with Mary Jane on Facebook, how do you know her?

Person 2: Oh, She's just my friends' brothers' friends' cousins' old class mate.

by milf86 August 13, 2010

mall friend

A type of friend which people who go to the mall often get. They are people who you see and/or hang out with when you go to the mall, but don't see eachtoher otherwise.

She was bored, so she went to the mall to hang out with some mall friends.

by Samantha Lynn T February 17, 2007

Insta-friend

The most annoying people in existence and usually leave you guilt-ridden when you get rid of them. Usually are people who you have no interest in gaining any form of relationship with, but one friendly remark and you have a new buddy.

EXAMPLE 1

Terry: *Sitting on the bus*

Hoit: Hey Terry, nice shoes

Terry: Uh, yeah...thanks...

Hoit: OH MY GOD we are exactly alike

Terry thinks: Goddammit insta-friend...

EXAMPLE 2:

Jack: Hey Josh, do these stick-

Josh: STFU GTFO

Jame: Hey man, wtf that was harsh

Josh: I don't need another insta-friend

by The PBEEF October 1, 2009

Myspace Friend

A Friend You have on Myspace But Yet You Would Never Accually Talk To Them In Real Life.

Girl One: Dude Gina Is a Whore.
Girl Two: OMG I Know She Told Me Once She Would Do Anyone.
Girl One: You're Friends With Gina?
Girl Two: Ummm *Embarrassed* Umm No Shes My Myspace Friend and She Posted It In a Bulletin.
Girl One: Ohh, *Backs Away Slowly*

by mgard December 22, 2008