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Mangled Ham

a not so healthy vagina, NOT nessarily meaning a sti . maybe old, maybe ugly to look at, maybe been around the block to many times. eg. Equal to a tin of ham.spam . mangled ham. lol
by Phoenix=Berry May 6, 2019
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Ham Burger

A ham burger, distinct from a hamburger, is a sandwich made with sliced ham and a hamburger bun. It commonly is served with condiments such as mayonnaise, mustard, relish, and pickles.
I’m out of ground beef but I have plenty of ham and hamburger buns. Guess it’s ham burgers again for dinner.
by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex April 29, 2025
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Lebron Hams

When you misspell lebron james but lowkey fuck with it and make it your whole personality. You create pictures of lebron james made of ham using ai. You make fan accounts for lebron hams on every platform, even wattpad. Your love stories on wattpad with lebron hams gain lots of attention and everyone wants to know the face behind the lebron hams obsession. Soon your best friend who was there when you misspelled lebron james, exposes you to the whole world. Once everyone finds out who the face behind lebron hams is, your middle school secret admirer changes their name and got surgery to look like the ai pictures of lebron hams to make you fall in love. That makes you very famous and you get a netflix show. The real lebron james fame is diminishing, while the lebron hams situation is thriving. The real lebron james gets pissed and finds your house and murders you with 7 gunshots to the head. Your legacy lives on and the real lebron james gets cancelled.
Yo, did you hear that the lebron hams girl got shot?
by jefferyslimbob4 September 17, 2024
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Ham Toothed

The process of achieving Christmas Ham stuck between your teeth.
Look at that fool, he's all Ham Toothed 3 weeks after Christmas.
by BoomChild January 11, 2013
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HAM

by Shimbao April 10, 2020
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Ham closet

Ohh baby, I love your ham closet ..
by Ham closet October 7, 2021
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whore ham

While watching a porno I asked, “have you ever seen whore ham on a gal like that before.”
by Spracker77 January 6, 2019
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