Big Guns

Ripping Skaters. Also, the shit i'm gonna shoot you with if you keep shit talking Jake.

I got the big guns hoe.

by ThePhelper May 9, 2019

Bronkhorstspruit gun barrel

(This is most effective when you have been holding in a piss) When you purchase a sounding rod off of amazon, preferably a cheap and stainless steel rod. grab the rod and a consenting 3rd party and shove the rod up their ass and twist it to collect shit in the ridges of the rod. Once a moderate amount of shit has been collected on the rod, proceed to insert said rod into your erect penis and start masturbating. Try to edge for about half an hour until your penis starts to swell up and start to burn. Once you feel that you have reached this milestone, stop edging and let your penis go soft. Once its soft, start to piss. Since you have a rod up there, most of the piss will remain in your shaft. Now, continue to masturbate until you ejaculate. Now, as soon as you ejaculate you have to quickly remove the rod, this will cause a volatile load comprised of shit, piss, puss and cum to be blasted onto your partners face

Yo! Me and stacy got bored so we hit the bronkhorstspruit gun barrel! She such a freak

by dig bick123 August 18, 2024

Robbed in daylight no guns

When you go to a store that up charges you for shit return.

I was just robbed in daylight no guns from going to fucking bougie grocery store erehwon for their $30 bottle water and $50 hamburger that was all mid 😭😭

by CUMSE April 2, 2024

Mud Gun

The human anus in the act of defecation
“Shooting the mud gun” or “taking a shit”

Well it’s 8am and I just had my coffee, time to go fire the Mud Gun

by crbrewski October 29, 2020

cum gun

it's on a man's pelvis

the penis is god's gift of a cosmetic cum gun

by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023

floppy gun

Is another name for a male appendage

Ex.#1 My floppy gun is shooting blanks

Ex.#2 Please don't empty your floppy gun in me

by Gumby3998 June 14, 2016

Smoke on my gun

Precum-
(can result in midget pregnancies and retardation with a side of an ungodly amount of melanin)

"Yo bro I was hangin out with this fine ass hoe and I had to dip cause I got smoke on my gun"

"Her kid popped out short as hell cause he was made out of smoke on my gun"

by ihateallmen6767 October 17, 2025