When someone is so stoned on weed that they are worthless for anything more complicated than processing oxygen.
by Plumbcrazydeano March 12, 2015
by Tommyt August 05, 2011
When you smother your junk in extra creamy peanut butter, sprinkle assorted bird seeds on it, and then stand outside while birds peck on your pecker. You are required to laugh at the irony of it all.
by Sir Curly Jefferson May 12, 2011
Filling your partners mouth with blue sports drink and dunking your scrotum in and out of it, simulating a bird in a puddle of water.
Dude she gave me a Cincinnati bird bath last night, I feel so refreshed and hydrated. Must be all those electrolytes.
by tillergng July 10, 2015
A Facial bird bath is when a person performs cunnilingus on said woman and she has a female ejaculation (squirt) on said person's face. Hence, like a bird in a bird bath flopping away in the mixture of vaginal fluid and urine.
by A guy from brooklyn September 24, 2009
When two independent parties agree to make battle without using either arms. The combatants must place their arms behind their backs, and fight using any other weapon. Kicks, knees, and head butts are all acceptable.
by crimson cock May 14, 2011
Mapping out the connections between people .surrendering ownership rights to the intellectual property, information that has been released, resold & used by others. putting you, your career or your family at risk.
mark suck a bird say people who trust me are dumb fucks
mark suck a bird made its billions by selling your information .
mark suck a bird want your phone number to sell to others
mark suck a bird made its billions by selling your information .
mark suck a bird want your phone number to sell to others
by drake mallard January 04, 2014