weed wanker

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.

Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.

by Brady boio March 1, 2019

Weed

A plant loved by snoopdog

Snoopdog: aye man can I have some weed?
Me:Suuuurreee

by ImaTrap( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 3, 2019

weed

the devils lettuce

dont smoke weed be a good church boy boy church weed smoke boy

by bussdown March 3, 2019

WEED WACKER

a weed wacker is a person that is a hoe. The common garden tool: hoe, is a tool that is commonly used to “wack” weeds.

A weed wacker is a hoe who hits on many guys/girls.

That girl sophie is such a weed wacker! I can’t believe her!

by thatsnotit March 8, 2019

weed

the good stuff

oogh weed

by oops dont vote March 12, 2019

Weed

A type of flower that, when smoked, can give mind altering affects and elevate moods. Can also make you gay in some cases, or cause you to fall into an Eternal Gay Sleep, also known as EGS.

Dude did you smoke and of that weed that topher brought? That shit was straight gas.

by ilikebeer2019 March 20, 2019

weedcrete

The hard strong residue substance formed in marijuana grinders/tins, especially located on the teeth of the grinder. Resembles a dough like concrete, fairly hard, dry and brittle, but more malleable than concrete. Maintenance of a marijuana grinder typically includes the scraping of weedcrete from the grinder with a metallic object such as a blade or scissors. Weedcrete is kept/consumed rather than wasted due to it's high THC level.

A combination of extremely compressed high THC plant matter, moisture and further THC matter (Kief). High THC potency, but tedious to harvest.

Weedcrete is considered one of the world's strongest substances.

The marijuana grinder now appears like-new, after Devon scraped the weedcrete from it. Devon will likely be pretty high after sprinkling some weedcrete in his joint.

by BattleCrap May 18, 2019