co-uncle-in-law

Spouse's aunt's husband.

My co-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 6, 2021

Uncle-grandpas

A term used to describe pyjamas only an old man would wear.

Did you see John last week? He ran across the street in his uncle-grandpas!

by GrandpaJoe1240281 October 29, 2020

Uncle willie

A mainly Scottish originating term referring to one's penis.

E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

double-first cousin-uncle

Son of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-first cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

half-great-great-uncle

Great-grandparent's half-brother.

half-great-great-uncle.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

Uncle

The handyman, child rapist, has a mustache, has hair only on the sides of his head above the ears in your family

Child: Uncle it's 1:05 AM what are you doing?
Uncle: *unzips pants and takes off underwear*
Child: OH GOD NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*uncle takes a round at child's butt*

by TheTurtleOfLife February 27, 2019

terry's uncle

Terry's Uncle is a dinosuar that cuts his hair with claws

Terry's Uncle Riped my hair out

by YOUR<MOM May 30, 2017