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Twat

The past tense for Tweet; as on Twitter.
I just twat about the party.
by Cantrix August 3, 2009
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'ahhh my favourite twat how are you?'
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cumt twat

Whoever drives that red s-10 is a cumt twat!
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Twat-Tide

Twat Tide, also known as the "Cam Cunt Effect," refers to a woman's vagina becoming very moist, even when no obvious stimulus is present. It is the idea that the vagina 'sees' and is reacting to something nearby which cannot be immediately perceived.
Woman addressing her vagina: "What do you see girl? You're doing that twat-tide thing again and it's terribly distracting."
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TWAT

harry is a harry
twat a complete and utter harry
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the twat wants to fight ksi
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Twat

British English slang for a man who is obnoxious but doesn't necessarily realise it. American equivalent would be Douchebag.
Co worker 1: I had to train that new guy the other day and he just wouldn't listen to anything I said and told me how he knows it already, yet he struggled by himself and kept asking me for assistance. Than he got all flustered and started walking around the workplace and getting in everyone's way. Co Worker 2: Yeah I know who your talking about, he seems like a right twat
by Dre_303888 June 29, 2020
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